February 7, 2007
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GAME ON! Die Sucker Die!
Oh yeah I have a friggin mouse in my house. I of course do not know how to set traps so I asked my friend Puffer to show me. After several trial runs, I got it. Went home, set them and that little guy ate all the peanut butter and did not set off the dang trap! WTF??? Oh it's a war. I reset that sucker before I left for work and I better see a dead thing when I get home. Oh Puffer said he would come over and set it ...no way. Girl power damn it. This mouse will not out smart me! I write crappy rpts out of analytics for god's sake (yes, Olive of course our Philly friend helps me!!!). I have to deal with morons all day ...I can do this! That's right it is a war. And if that doesn't work ...well there is always this trap. Happy Day to you all
2/7/07 edit Puffer is short for Pufferfish get your minds out of the gutter!
Comments (10)
I'd like to know anyone named Puffer. hahahaa where does one get that name?
Get glue traps. Seriously.
lmao so have you seen that movie mouse trap?
Is it Mickey........?................LOL
Remember, you have more morons around you on a daily basis than you do mice . . . and I feel pretty sure when I say most mice are smarter than the morons we encounter!
Thanx for making me laugh so hard I cried!
In the mean time . . . the theme of Caddyshack keeps playing in my head each time I laughingly reread your post . . .
Wait, now it's Puff the Magic Dragon . . . oh oh oh oh . . . and speaking o'music, this morning I found my Bat Out of Hell CD! It'd been lost for like 2 or 3 yrs.
Ok, now it's Bat Outta' Hell in my head . . . I think I'll sign off w/that one.
Must see mousetrap movie. Back away from the mouse. Puffer... you take advice from someone named Puffer? Cool.
Personal highlight or March 7th - phone call from BagLady upon waking up. The message was excited and loud and thanking velvetta for assisting in the demise of one said mouse. Hip Hip Hurray! Go BagLady! One down and the rest of the disease carrying family to go!
Girl Power Rules! Who needs a Pool Boy or and Off-White Trash helper?
Mmmm A dirty boy is always good - not that one NEEDS it ... ok, maybe I do. Wait, I am growing out of that ... double wait - this is about the rodent. Will pig not corner it and snort three times to make it go away??? What good is pig then? J/K piggy. You are my fav. Best wishes baggy. All I know is those mice can be darn wily. I hate when they pop out and look at you - like a staredown. Have you had a staredown yet? Mouse almost always wins ... in fact, I've never heard of a human winning. Let me know!
So, where's teh update? Did Old Sparky work? Inquiring minds want to know if electric mousetraps actually do work (for next time - anything's better than glue)!
I didn't know there was another Puffer living on the West Coast of FL....we have a friend called Puffer because he looks like a pufferfish....happy mouse hunting!
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